To: Dave, my dear brother:
Since you’re Cc’d, I must assume that you have something to do with this illiterate’s uninvited intrusion into my inbox (see below).
Who is this?
You know, I neither invited nor asked this "person" to read my blog. I’d certainly never invade his private afternoon with such a message to his private mailbox–to him personally–from out of the wild blue yonder–like–who and what the hell is this?
At any rate, if you emailed out a link to my most recent dose of Uncommon Sense, please refrain from including Mr. Richard Shencopp in any further distributions. It appears that he is unable to handle it.
Of course, the foregoing will comprise my next blog entry. I’ll be sure and put Mr. Shencopp’s name in bold.
From: Richard Shencopp [email@example.com]
Sent: Thursday, March 24, 2005 6:33 PM
To: Richard Nikoley
Cc: David Nikoley
I think you should take your fucking Hummer & attach it to your fucking hangglider [sic] & sail off into the fucking sunset & join John Wayne you dumb-ass pilgrim. Get a fucking clue about being a Mormon, oops, I mean a Moron.