In this case, the Marion County Sheriff chapter of the Girl Scouts of America.
Aren’t they just adorable in their army-man, tough-guy getups (especially Sgt. Jeff Gold,
right out there in front)? Oops, I said "getups." Sorry, "guys;" didn’t
mean to make you feel self conscious, or anything (at least not in that way). And besides, assistant SWAT commander Fred Chrisholm "will keep facing danger," we’re totally relieved to be informed.
And hey, when you’re not all out "facing danger," you and those "19
other SWAT team members" can kick back in "air condition[ed]" comfort,
crank up some tunes on that in-dash "AM/FM radio" or "compact disc
player" and have yourselves some nice pink lemonade — what with those
"retractable cupholders" & all.
Maybe you can raise a toast to the demise of Posse Comitatus, or at least the spirit and intent of it.