To: Those Concerned
From: Richard Nikoley
Subj: Doing Business With Me
As a general rule, it’s very simple.
1. Don’t Fuck Things Up.
2. When something is fucked up, all I want to hear is: "This is Fucked Up." I don’t necessarily want to hear why it’s fucked up or how it was in any way beyond your control (excuses). If there are lessons to be learned for future reference, chances are I already know them or they can come later if I have any questions.
3. Proceed with all Haste and Vigor to get it unFucked Up. Otherwise, I will do so myself, it will be as a terrible swift sword, and I will not care in the slightest about feelings or heads or limbs.
As I said: simple.