Well the title says it all: everyone looking to vote is pathetic, and less admirable than a furry little creature that can exist its whole lifetime in the wild. You can't, voter. You're pathetic. You require a leader, a ruler, someone to make you feel all warm and cuddly, if not an animal to nurse you, you little adorable thing.
...You've made it binary, in order to assuage your tiny mind. 0-1.
Sweet sweet lies, in the ears?
That's why you watched the "debate" last night, right? I didn't, but here's the tweets I sent out around that time.
Oh, wait. Did I just hear that everyone is glued to the TV to determine which of two worthless fucks lies to them best?
Presidential debate = binary thinking. Imagine if every time you searched Google, you got only 2 links.
Word on the street is that Romney lied the best in this round; Obama, not having his teleprompter...no hip hop entourage, for the neo-"people of color" deal, etc. Etc.
My two biggest lafs, saw some places?
Poor Obama. He was prepped and ready to debate a conservative Republican and he instead found himself in the Democratic primaries.
That wasn't a debate so much as Mitt Romney just took Obama for a cross country drive strapped to the roof of his car.
I don't really give a shit that Romney proved himself more aggressive, more alpha, more quick of wit than GWB (and let's face it: John McCain was never ever going to be President, which shows you how stupid religious Republicans are in terms of practicalities). I didn't watch the thing because it's kinda like watching football highlights: give me a few: got it.
So I'll stick my neck out. I have a number of friends in various social niches who are commies. I manage to love them anyway. I watched, after the debate. Where before, they were all 1 Million Strong for Obama!!!!...then crickets began assaulting my ears, the lovable dupes. I hate that. I love that. Yea, I'm smarter....
Apparently it's just assumed their lies are bulletproof compared to the other lies and it's all just a competition over lies. I'm just a Sportscaster, here. But in any game, one does have to size up performance. OK, but when you have a virtual Savior? And then that Savior gets Crucified? Well, that was fucking fun (4sure always). Who doesn't love a crucified Savior? Hell. It has been fueling Western Civilization for 2 millennia and the meme-for-morons shows no sign of letting up!
Did you see Chris "Hardball" Matthews pop a cork? Oh...not over the fact that Barak "The Messiah" Obama got himselk rolled like a cheap whore. I watched Matthews a few times back in the day. This is funny. His complaint? ....Obama does't watch Matthews on cable, MSNBC. Had Obama watched, he's have not been a whore in the debates, or whatever. Laf.
Chris Matthews Fror President 2016!!!!
Obviously, I could go on and on for fun & laughs at the expense of those wanting to be ruled...but it's rather like tossing back a few cool ones after a game and getting into how everyone is pretty much duped or a moron, or...
...a trainee. Welcome trainees.
I love trainees. One mind at a time.