Turns out we’ve had a lot of canned food in the pantry since around 2007ish up here at the cabin (I’m here by myself). All are way past the “best if used by date,” which are mostly in the 2008ish area. This is 2014.
So this is all I will be eating, 24/7, for 3-4 days. In addition, there’s a pot of pintos on the stove I’m just waiting on Siri to tell me they’re done. I did the rapid soak, which is to bring to a boil for 2 minutes, shut off the heat, cover, and let sit for 1:30. Drain, bring to a boil, and simmer as long as it takes.
…When I asked Siri for the 2-hr timer, she replied “Done. I love a good countdown.”
I’d guess that’s pretty high carbohydrate fare for the next few days. Let’s see how it goes.