Or, "Your Tax Dollars At Work;" take your pick. Or choose both.

Dear [the mayor] shouted: "She hit her right in the eye! Stop that woman from
leaving the room! She struck the woman. She should be arrested. This is
unbelievable. … We’re going to call a doctor."

Judge for yourself:

Now, what part of that scene doesn’t look like kiddies in a playground? And these are some of the same kinds of people you get all worked up about every two years as you can’t get your ass to the voting booth fast enough.

I guess I just expect too much from people who consider themselves subjects of a city, county, and state; citizens of a federal government; and children of a mythical Santa-Claus god. Ultimately, at some level, there’s always someone for you to by a cryin’ and a wailin’ to, isn’t there?

(Balko)