My wife is a long time Oprah fan.
I can’t hardly stand it, but at least she has her own DVR. She’s been watching the tear-jerking shows in advance of the Big Vacuum that is the — thank Zeus and all gods invented since — forever absence of Oprah as a daily spectacle.
But this post is about penis size. Penis Size. PENIS SIZE. Personally, I might ask, ‘how very hard is your cock’ — no caps — but that’s just just me.
So in this clip of an episode she interrupted my afternoon scotch for, there was a guy who weighed 260 sumthin’, lost 104 pounds and his wife was quite happy. And, and, this was way back when OZ had decided it might be a far better future to divert from open heart cardiac surgery practice to regular whoring appearances on Her show.
[How many women hold Oprah in higher esteem than their fantasy God, I might ask, at this point, but I’m just a rude fucker, so dismiss it.]
Anyway, the punchline, according to OZ, is that you get a 1″ longer cock per 35 lbs lost. It tapers off after a coupla inches, according to him. The guy who lost the 104 pounds had already lost 35 when he heard that episode and stepped up his game.
His wifee was all smiles.
I’l have to say that this was roughly my experience and I recall joking about it with close friends during the process.
Anyone else? Care to share? In a paleo context, I’d also have to say that my propensity to rouse my wife at 2am while non existent before, is not so uncommon.
And hey, have any of you guys recovered your teenage, natural alarm clock?
Oh, sorry. I had some recent medical studies around here to disparage. But I wanted to talk about the Human Animal condition.