What Do You Mean When You Say Ketosis?

One of the reasons for pursuing my Ketotard Chronicles campaign is to promote a greater sense of critical distinction when talking about ketogenic diets or other situations where ketones are elevated. I think there exists a great deal of confusion, conflation, and in some cases, outright obfuscation and larceny (which I’ve touched on). Basically, “Keto”……...


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Ketogenic Fruit Hack?

On the heels of my latest post, I want to toss out a falsifying idea. The idea that needs falsifying, again and all the time, is the notion that low carbohydrate dietary intake is required to measure ketones such that you’re considered “in ketosis.” Nothing gets you into ketosis faster than not eating anything You can……...


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What Ketotard Chronicles Is, and Is Not

I guess it’s time for me to spell out some shit. First of all, my motivation for starting this group was—rather than be some advocate for a particular way of doing diets that produce ketones as by-products of resultant fat loss—I wanted to shine a spotlight on the general retardedness, purveying of dietary magic, and the……...


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Tom Naughton Is A Gift That Keeps On Giving

I really did like the movie and still do. I smiled to myself a few times recently when we were unpacking boxes—consolidating the wares of two homes into one—and coming across copies of Tom’s DVD I have. I gave out a lot of them over the years and I still would. I never let the……...


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Newsletter: The Hot New “Keto Diet” Trend and What You Need to Know

I’ve published an infrequent newsletter to the email list many of you are subscribed to. It’s a quick, fun, and to-the-point read. Read the rest at this link. Then go ahead and subscribe for free… Email Address… Click below to gain access to the rest. And right now it’s the BLACK FRIDAY TO NEW YEAR…...


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eBay: Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organization (RICO)

I’m actually kind of shocked. And, I’m often the guy rolling his eyes over people being petty and entitled over some business transaction. I don’t think that’s the case here. Back in June, I decided to sell some items on eBay, not having any success with Craig’s List up here in the mountains. I’ve sold……...


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Nutritional Bankruptcy: The Real Reason To Avoid “Nutritional Ketosis”

Yes, that’s Wagyu beef liver, onions, and potatoes I cooked last week. A big part of the goings on at my Ketotard Chronicles Group concerns the following utter bullshit promoted by ketotards, ketoshysters and ketophants (a ketotarded sycophant of ketoshysters; e.g., Jimmy Moore and that ilk). Calories don’t matter; don’t bother counting them. Limit both carbohydrate and……...


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I Have Never Slept With Tom Naughton

Just had to get that out of the way. It’s just a stupid post and that’s all there is to say about it. UPDATE: Tom’s problem is he’s just fucking wrong and rather than just admit he’s fucking wrong and has been wrong for a long time, he keeps pretending he’s been right all along……...


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I Shamefully Made a Factual Error and Facebook Banned Me For The 7th Time

Well, it happened again. I only reinitiated a Facebook account in May of 2015, just over two years ago. I was gone for a year or so prior when I deleted everything pretty much on a whim, including the FTA Page that had over 7,000 followers. It was that page that was the impetus, because people……...


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Introducing Keto Clarity Academy with Jimmy Moore and Melanie Miller

You can’t even make this stuff up. Now, Jimmy Moore has yet a new Ketoshyster gig, the Keto Clarity Academy. And here’s that video. His talk begins at about 22:30. I could only stomach a couple of minutes but someone else got all the way to the 34-minute mark, where Moore says: Cause you can……...


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My Paleo Book is Republished

Some may have noticed the book now on the sidebar. Yea, it’s mine. I wrote it some years back and I forget, but it came in at about 100 pages or so. A year later, I collaborated with Hyperink Publishing once again to put out a greatly expanded Version 2.0, now about 263 pages in print……...


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Richard Nikoley’s Ketotard Chronicles is Giving Jimmy Moore a Conniption

One of the reasons for pursuing my Ketotard Chronicles campaign is to promote a greater sense of critical distinction when talking about ketogenic diets or other situations where ketones are elevated. I think there exists a great deal of confusion, conflation, and in some cases, outright obfuscation and larceny (which I’ve touched on). Basically, “Keto”……...


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