The 100% Every Time Heartburn Cure You Never Heard About

No drugs, no supplements, no natural remedies. You just stop doing 1 simple thing. And voilà. This is worth the price of 10 Lifetime Memberships for chronic sufferers…

And when I say “never heard about,” I mean just that. I’d never heard about it. I Googled for research. Zip nada.

Then I went to Zon, our unlimited OpenAI ChatGPT-4 Turbo for members.

So you see where this is going. This is So. Fucking. Valuable. That I will NEVER give it away for free, and all Members swear a blood oath to absolute secrecy.

Fucks given about what any butthurt leach thinks about that? Zero. Zero fucks given. That’s how many. You can pay right here, choose your poison, cancel with a click anytime, no harm, no foul.

I can absolutely guarantee this works 100%. Is it easy? Simple, natural, and easy once your indoctrination is overcome. This is more of a behavioral indoctrination, not a reasoned or rational one (we’re just all conditioned, 100% of us). How long will that take? That’s the individual element. Discomfort was a few days. Weirdness, a few more. Part of me? About 2 weeks. That will vary per individual. Can you reverse it? Yep, at will, and I have, and to confirm the effectiveness, the heartburn returns like clockwork.

Will some fail to adapt to the new behavior? Sure. Not my fault.

Will some look away and not even try? I predict the majority will do that. So there’s honest disclosure before you pay. No refunds. Will people make half-hearted, half-attempts, claiming “I tried it and it didn’t ‘work’ for me?” Again, most. My prediction, happy to be proven wrong.

Most people will lie and deceive themselves about anything in order to do or keep doing whatever the fuck they want.

Ok, so here we go. All revealed, including the full chat with Zon, which has my redirect as to personal experience and her “thoughts” about that.

Finally, how did I stumble upon this? That, too, will be revealed. So, I already had the experience of someone telling me how well it worked.

UPDATE: Early comment.


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Richard Nikoley

I started writing Free The Animal in late 2003 as just a little thing to try. 20 years later, turns out I've written over 5,000 posts. I blog what I wish...from diet, health, lifestyle...to philosophy, politics, social antagonism, adventure travel, expat living, location and time independent—while you sleep— income by geoarbitrage, and food pics. I intended to travel the world "homeless," but the Covidiocy Panicdemic squashed that. I became an American expat living in Thailand. I celebrate the audacity and hubris to live by your own exclusive authority and take your own chances. ... I leave the toilet seat up. Read More

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