Don't sell yourself short. And if not, get yourself some decent self-defense training. Learn just how much damage a surprise head but or elbow punch can do (way more than busing balls).
Of course, the people advocating that you just pay for these things yourself, except for major accidents, would be crazy. Nobody could afford to do that.
She's PERFECT! And, I can't think of a country or a people so deserving of her. You've done yourself proud, America. Go ahead. Take a look. There's a solid 4 pages of good lafs.
It's sad that America has become such an evil country, but that's what we're dealing with, now.
I think starch-o-phobes, carb-o-phobes, and even Paleo legume-o-phobes have some 'splainin' to do ...To. My. Mom!