I Wanna Party Like Charlie Sheen
Hahahaha

As I get older, I find myself increasingly amused by the younger generations who just don’t quite grasp the way I choose to live my life. Most of these critics are significantly younger than I am—sometimes by decades—and they have this knack for virtue signaling. They look at me and question, “How can you live like that? How can you be this way?” But to me, these individuals are nothing more than sheep. They’re weak, utterly worthless in every conceivable way.
I could quote the Bible to illustrate my point. There’s a passage where it says, “Because you are lukewarm—neither hot nor cold—I am about to spit you out of my mouth.” (Revelation 3:16) It’s just so crazy and hilarious to observe this from my vantage point at 64 years old, sitting here in Thailand, living my life on my terms. When things are going smoothly, I shake it up; I do something different. Recently, over the last week or so, I’ve relocated from one condominium to another, a place I had lived in before. I knew I would benefit from a change in environment, expecting it to boost my mental attitude and energy.
When I move into a new place, I don’t just rush to unpack everything. Instead, I take my time. I enjoy the process, unpacking an item at a time, letting it take a week if necessary. That’s how I like to do it. But this isn’t just about unpacking; it’s a metaphor for how I approach life.
What I’m doing here isn’t merely about settling into a new space; it’s about showcasing a lifestyle that might as well be from another planet for some people. It’s triggering for those same sorts of individuals who turn their noses up at the unconventional way I live. It’s hilarious, and at the same time, pathetic. So, I just wanted to share this with you. Here we go.
This isn’t an exact replica of how I live, but it’s close enough to stir the pot and make those sheep squirm. And let’s be real, stirring the pot is one of the few joys left for an old bastard like me. Remember, in a world of sheep, the lion roars.
If you watch it all, you didn’t see it unless you saw the 3rd chorus.
… I’ll say just a bit about one guy and 2+ gals. I tried it a few times in my 20s in the Philippines. Never the spice of fantasy. A year and a half ago it was proposed to me by a Thai gal I was seeing and since then, dozens of encounters with different gals. It’s only rarely ‘bi’ on the part of the girls, unless one likes it and the other agrees to be pleasured. No reciprocal encounters yet, but the thing is, 100% of the gals enjoy the experience. Mostly, they enjoy watching, and it increases their arousal and thus, their climaxes of pleasure. 4-5 times in a session is not uncommon.
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