Ted Jesus Christ GOD has arrived on planet Earth!

After 10 years of tooling around on the web, I’ve seen my share of crazy stuff. But I believe this one is simply unequalled in terms of possessing every possible element qualifying it as the most complete and utterly whacked thing I’ve ever seen. If you have some time to burn, you’ll get no end of entertainment reading some of the stuff here. It will make your mind numb, guaranteed. It’s a psychoanalyst’s dream.

Perhaps most amazing is how complete this guy’s “matrix” is. It might even make Tolkien blush, though it is nearly totally dis-integrated in terms of organization. Equally surprising is that he’s dead-on serious. Still, like with any religion, there are serious logical inconsistencies. Among the most telling are that every proclamation of what is to come is qualified in really funny ways, like, if someone is to be condemned and destroyed, it will happen “sooner or later.” Not only that, but it might not happen at all if the Devil “outbids the Hosts.” So, there’s enough wiggle room to drive MY Hummer through.

According to the website, I am to be blessed if I link to his site and include this message:

Hello:

For approximately 7 years now I have been told loud spiritually that I Am Christ and More! I think that this is TRUE and that I Am Christ and More! I would like you to review my website and read and try to figure this out also.

Please forward this to all persons that can help or that this may interest. Thank you!

My website address is: www.tedjesuschristgod.org

Love,

Ted Jesus Christ GOD