Juxtapositions in Image

July 16, 2014|Richard Nikoley||

So after getting my CSS custom code sorted thanks to a commenter, I’ve been wanting to get up as many banner images as I can juxtaposing the more natural human life—that of the Animal—and the neolithic, central-authority-based life of a minion and a tadpole.

Just reload about every 10 seconds. I think there are about 2 dozen thousand-word pics, now. You have everything from African cat kills to church and state.

This one makes me laf the most. The facial expressions do not lie.

bedfellows
Bedfellows (click for the big version)

Have at it, because I will.

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12 Comments

  1. scafhunt on July 16, 2014 at 19:04

    thank god for Feedly– your actual site is 80% adtrash!



    • Richard Nikoley on July 16, 2014 at 20:36

      Well, then since you’re commenting, kinda makes you an adwhore.

      I don’t really care what’s in the ad spaces. Google treats me very well and sends 10s of thousands here monthly to click on ads, so I can pay bills and do what I like.

      It’s nothing like mommy’s basement on daddy’s compUt3rz.



  2. Jew Lee Us C Czar on July 16, 2014 at 22:52

    It’s not your fault, but the blog looks like TMZ!



    • Richard Nikoley on July 17, 2014 at 06:14

      Well that’s not true, but thanks for the compliment.



  3. Christie Otchingwanigan on July 17, 2014 at 00:45

    Daddy Cakes! (Not!)



  4. john on July 17, 2014 at 01:42

    Fucking cocksucking cunt whore hypocrites.

    The Turd-in-chief (see Southpark: Dousche and Turd episode) looks like he just ate a shit sandwich from his grandmother.

    The pope has the best look, little like a mafioso in disbelief as his prey claims there is no money. “Look at me. Do you know what my eyes are saying? They are saying I don’t give a fuck about you. I will kill you. You are nothing to me.” Should have been on the Sopranos.

    Horse-face is just too stupid to comment on.



  5. Jon McRae on July 17, 2014 at 07:54

    To them: Every here the one about a Muslim, a Pope, and a Robot walk into a press conference.



  6. Jimmy 4 Jesus on July 17, 2014 at 09:16

    Old site was definitely better. New site is confusing – especially the images.



    • Richard Nikoley on July 17, 2014 at 10:43

      What a lot of people don’t seem to realize is that of my 200-230K page views monthly, about 80% come from natural search, i.e., not regular readers.

      Confusing can be good.



  7. Jimmy 4 Jesus on July 17, 2014 at 09:20

    I worry about you sometimes Richard. Spend less time worrying about the world and more time with your (wonderful) family.



    • Richard Nikoley on July 17, 2014 at 19:55

      Eat less move Moore:

      Do you in, your widest imaginations, think I have ever given a runny shit about you?

      If so, you have deluded yourself.



    • Jimmy 4 Jesus on July 18, 2014 at 13:40

      As Joe Crockery would say, I am at peace. My wish for you is the same.