Jesus Christ: Not Even Ricky Gervais Can Get Away With Speaking Truth to the “Nude Celebrity Photo Scandal”
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The article in question: EMMA WATSON’S FEMINIST RESPONSE TO THE NUDE PHOTO SCANDAL & 4 MORE CELEBS WHO NAILED IT.
Question: how exactly does one “nail it” by vomiting the same regurgitate that everyone else is vomiting?
Gervais:
Simple Truth
Backlash:
After receiving a quick (and well deserved) backlash, Gervais deleted the tweet and tried to explain.
Uh, oh. Trying to “explain” to a world of Idocratic Fucktards is never a good idea. Telling them to go fuck themselves is always a better idea. To wit:
Making a joke about a thing doesn’t mean you condone that thing. Of course the hackers are 100% to blame but you can still makes jokes about it. Jokes don’t portray your true serious feelings on a subject. – Ricky Gervais
Pathetic. See? GFY is the proper response.
Idiocratic Daily Fucktard:
The way in which you share your body must be a CHOICE. Support these women and do not look at these pictures. Remember, when you look at these pictures you are violating these women again and again. It’s not okay. Seriously, do not forget that the person who stole these pictures and leaked them is not a hacker: they’re a sex offender. The “don’t take naked pics if you don’t want them online” argument is the “she was wearing a short skirt” of the web. Ugh. - Lena Dunham
Ever notice that when people—women most typically—end some steam of gibberish with “Ugh,” it’s meant to signify: don’t critically analyze what I just said or wrote, instead just note that I invoked the “Ugh.”
So here we have a world of Idiocratic Fucktards clapping until their hands bleed over some regurgitating moron equating physical rape with what’s the equivalent of a Peeping Tom passing around the photos he took.
- It is absolutely true that if you don’t put nude—or donkey-dick sucking—photos IN THE CLOUD; or, if you do, don’t get your SHARING / PRIVACY settings wrong, then you’re unlikely to have them splattered all over the Internet if you’re famous—or infamous—enough for anyone to care.
- It is absolutely true that if you never take such photos in the first place that you’ll absolutely not have that happen.
- It is absolutely true that seeking to always have your cake and eat it too—while insisting you’re a “victim” if you don’t get to violate the laws of physics—will result in adverse consequences sooner or later.
This is a case of trespass and petty theft, at most. All of this celebrity snatch bullshit is just hyperbolic balderdash meant for the consumption of…
How I See Most Humans
Conclusion:
There is really only one thing to learn from this, in my view. Hey celebrity chicks: what in the world is all this emulation of 10-yr-old girls? You porn stars, too. I mean, the deforestation that’s been going on between the legs of women since the 80s is sadder than the destruction of Brazilian rain forests. How ironic.
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That’s just an age thing, dude. Women under 30 don’t do bush.
Uh, no shit. By “don’t do bush” you mean they actually shave it clean, right?
What I can’t understand is the mentality of a man who wants to make believe he’s with a prepubescent girl. …And in case you’re wondering, I’m perfectly fine with armpit and leg hair on women as well.
It’s not make believe… Just what you get used to. I don’t think many guys your age convert to liking it clean shaven.
For me, it’s the aesthetics, especially in photos and especially in artsy ones.
I grew up on ‘The Joy of Sex’. Hair is good.
Nothing as comforting as snuggling up to a man with a furry chest……. It’s the best pillow.
Naked pussy = endocrine problems.
Waxed pussy = faux endocrine problems.
I guess all this hairlessness and concomitant decreasing sperm counts are all of a piece. PCOS and infertility are epidemic.
It’s got to be affecting the brain too. Infantalizing.
You lived in France, it’s to be expected.
FYI
Gabkad wrote/edited 2 chapters in the book about bacteria not in the gut.
Hair, skin, nose, mouth, ears, belly button, vajayjay, etc.
I’ve got 4 inches of hair covering me from the neck down, on my back and ass and everything, I’m practically a werewolf.
Sorry, France is hairless too.
RE: “make believe he’s with a prepubescent girl.” I always liked judgybitch’s comments on that. She said in one of her articles about how thats comparable to saying women who prefer clean shaven men want to be with prepubescent boys. Something else about how she just prefers not to have hair in her food.
For example…
judgybitch.com/2012/11/27/brazilians-are-just-good-manners-theres-nothing-worse-than-hair-in-your-fo…
JudgyBitch can be just as fucktarded as anyone on any given day.
Hello appeal to authority, I’m ad hominem!
I agree on all fronts especially the deforestation issue. Friends, while trying to be agreeable will make comments about liking a little “landing strip” from time to time. But, Im a few steps further in that, I like it to look as if she is giving birth to a baby black bear cub.
Fixed your inexcusable typo, Cory.
Hey, ever seen the film 1984? Get a load of THAT forest?
Great one liner from the Porky’s II (1982) shower scene by a guy to his friend while they spy on a bunch of women in a shower:
“There’s enough wool to knit a sweater!”
In 1982, people still understood that guys will always be enamored of catching a forbidden taboo look. Women used to be way smart enough to manage those dynamics to their advantage.
Now, it’s “sexual assault,” they’re “victims,” and nobody has the courage to publicly laf at them with zero fear of repercussions from a world of ditto head fucktards.
How are the doggies handling the new nomadic existence?
I get them to pooping better than my wife does. :)
In seriousness, it’s better for them to experience more environments and different circumstances. Diminishes fear of change.
I’m back in SJ right now—saw Chicago in concert just last night and for the 2nd year in a row, a non-pure-rock band showed me what an amazing 2-hr show of enormous depth can put on.
…But I’m a geek. While everyone else is dancing in the isles, I’m thinking: how do you tap into that kinda MOJO. !!!
Richard, I have had that SAME thought at several concerts.
I think the audience , the energy, is a huge component of that MOJO.
Marc
Also to note is the practical effects of having a bush. Namely the bacteria and its protective effects nourished by having a hair there. To take it further Richard; have you looked into the role of cunnilingus and its possible benefit to our gut biome? I thought of that long ago when you started the PS stuff. Maybe you brought it up and I missed it.
JP:
Or, it can give you cancer.
jezebel.com/cunnilingus-cancer-michael-douglas-and-you-511032266
Me? If something’s worth dying early for, it’s certainly eating bushy pussy.
I’m glad I’m not the only one that read this and thought I’d clicked on the wrong link. Nailed it my ass!
Yea, we live in an era where a million birds can regurgitate the same thing, but a male peacock do that shit, he “nailed it.”
I violated Jennifer Lawrence but I’ve never seen what the big deal is about Kate Upton.
Well, obviously her boobs are the big deal, I mean aside from those.
Sorry I’m on your lawn, please don’t shoot me.
Your sexual prime occurred during an earlier era. To say this in a nice way … unfortunately I can’t say this in a nice way. You are out of the loop.
“You are out of the loop.”
Oh, yes; I see: THE loop. But, I’m wondering just which of THE loop I’m out of.
– Am I out of the Solipsism loop, were, loosely stated, only one’s own personal experience is truly valid?
– Or, perhaps I’m out of the Dunning-Kruger loop, “a cognitive bias manifesting in unskilled individuals suffering from illusory superiority, mistakenly rating their ability much higher than is accurate. This bias is attributed to a metacognitive inability of the unskilled to recognize their ineptitude.”
– Maybe it’s just the run-of-mill circular reasoning loop I’m out of.
– The confirmation bias loop?
– Oh, here’s a great loop to be out of: Argumentum ad populum, “a fallacious argument that concludes a proposition to be true because many or most people believe it.”
…Well for sure I’m out of the wisdom and enlightened inexperience of youth, loop (basically, a combination of all of the foregoing loops, plus more). Hell, it’s really disappointing to realize how much less I know day by day—over the last 30 years, since the hubris of my 20s—as I rack up more experience in terms of days on planet, relationships of all sorts, starting businesses and actually making a profit last 3 businesses in a row after those first 2 failures during those cocksure 20s (at a tuition cost of $50k), managing employees (including many 20-somethings far wiser than I, naturally), etc.
If I only knew now what I knew back then… But it’s very difficult to stay in THE loop when with every passing day, more and more loops of all various kinds, circumstances and contexts present themselves to you. Life is just so damn certain with only one loop: THE loop.
“All the sanguine guesswork of youth is there, and the silliness; all the novelty of being alive and impressed by the urgency of tremendous trivialities.” ― Siegfried Sassoon
Hey Kathy!
Here’s an 88 yr-old, out of the loop Grandpa, whose “sexual prime occurred during an earlier era” that you might want to look up, see for yourself.
“HOLLYWOOD, CALIFORNIA –
“88-year-old grandfather, Edwin Venn, was arrested Tuesday night for prostitution, along with his john Amanda Pearson, 23. Police had been watching Venn for several months and noticed a peculiar pattern.
“’His johns were all young women. Twenties, thirties. Most quite beautiful. Never really seen anything like this dynamic, but strange things do happen.’
“Mr. Venn stood most weekend nights with cardboard sign on Hollywood Blvd that read: ‘I’m for sale.’
“Pearson admitted during her arraignment that when she found the 88-year-old Venn trying to turn tricks she and her friends decided it would be funny to sleep ‘with an old guy.’ Word spread and lots of girls paid Venn for sex. Pearson said he only charged five dollars and gave them lollipops afterward.”
Lollipops are so 60s, wouldn’t you say?
Man! I used to love that movie! .. errr … documentary … errr … in depth analysis of the decay of western civilization … errr … ohhh my balls!!! :D
I wonder what’s more damaging to a person’s overall well-being and happiness: having one’s computer hacked and having naked pictures of oneself shown to the world, or completely losing the distinction between the metaphysical and the man made, simply so that one can more effectively prevent such things from happening.
I might not have all the news on this but my understanding is that it was cloud accounts that were hacked, not actual computers or phones.
Which raises the questions, were the cloud accounts truly hacked, or exploited via human intelligence gathering.
Yes, because that was the point that Ricky Gervais was making. lol.
As just a sidelight to your conclusion, have you seen the clip of Cameron Diaz on the Graham Norton show defending pubic hair on women? One of the funniest, laugh out loud, you go girl things I’ve ever watched (starts around 4:15):
m.youtube.com/watch?v=kXhk8zE_Ac0
Shit, I hadn’t even been aware that some of the young and enlightened have been lasering it off permanently. Wow, I really am out of the loop.
I had a girlfriend years ago, when the internet was just starting to be used, who refused to take any sort of nude picture, because “you never know where it will end up.” Nude celebrity photos and sex tapes have been popping up for at least the last 20 years (remember Pamela Andersen and Tommy Lee?), and in fact, anybody and everybody’s nude photos can end up on the internet, and be on the internet for as long as it lasts. Anyone ever heard of revenge porn sites? There’s pretty much only one thing you can do to protect yourself, and that is to never take a nude photo.
Yea, but John, we’re dealing with an Idiocracy now where, say a woman in a state of undress forgets to close her blinds and people walking by happen to see her.
Back before we had all of these enlightened young people “in the loop”—not to mention “dudes” who modify “shaven” in the context of a woman’s vagina with an implicit “clean”—that would have been a woman’s tough luck: “close your damn blinds.”
Now, she’s a victim and the lookers are sex abusers, abusing her over and over every time they even envision what they saw in their mind’s eye.
I think Ricky needs to go to the Manhood Academy.
manhood101.com/