1 Mil USD Per Month War Report #1

— Member Promise Fulfillment and It’s Really Happening

The Essential Introduction #1

I outlined a plan and made a promise in this post about a month ago:

Blurring the Lines: Work, Play, and Building a Business in Thailand — Now I’ve gone and done it and life will never be the same…

… I’m not beholden to anyone or anything, but to that one all-powerful entity each of us is accountable to and none of us can escape: ourselves. And the struggle is how good we are at acknowledging the plain facts of reality, then acting, and executing accordingly.

You’re only fooling [or hurting] yourself persists as a timeless slogan because that’s what it means; it’s eternal in the human experience.

It’s worth a read (it’s public) if you’re interested in the fulfillment of this [now expanded] project.

Expanded? Yea, exactly. Because I can. The initial plan was to build out this [what has been] half-hobby, half-work membership site enough to raise the capital for night-market building projects in rural Thailand (so I can be full owner with no partners or outside capital). But then I began exploring the means and plans to make a marketing machine for membership and said to myself, self, well let’s do both.

So I am. And I’m doing it from the posture and context of WAR. Why?

To scare away all the pussy boys, which is the chief problem globally and why things are going to shit everywhere.

Ask any smart chick. She’ll tell you.

The problem isn’t feminism. That’s just a poor and silly attempt to fill a void, a vacuum; which is, the lack of male leadership and masculinity. I don’t know what the percentages are, but I’d guess that in the world today, there’s only 1 out of 10 males who are self-confident, self-learning, competent, self-thinking, and hard-stuff-embracing masculine males.

The rest are worthless and pathetic—virtue-signalling pussy boys. The real worry is that they’re sperm donors and surrogate stand-ins for boy-child rearing that only fosters and foists more pussy boys on the world.

How that plays out here is that my membership roles are chock-full of real men and women, or those aspiring to be. Pussy boys quickly find they’re on the wrong bit, and I’m happier than they are when they cancel.

I don’t want any unrepentant pussy boys anywhere near me. Not on this email list. Not on my membership roles.

I seek to deny them the information they so desparately need.

Why not evangelize, you might wonder?

That’s a job for others, and I support it. But I’ve never been a pussy boy, so I can’t really relate. It’s kinda like helping a dude figure out that sucking off other guys and taking it up the butt hole isn’t really the way of men. The ones to do that are those who’ve reprogrammed themselves from such self-induced, easy-way deprivation and depravity.

So, I haven’t got time. Go the fuck somewhere else if you’re not on board.

The women are great. I get a kick out of every woman-member I know, and there’s a surprising number of them. But womanhood is something that takes care of itself, provided there’s masculine leadership.

“Strong gentlemen” is how I would phrase it vis-à-vis proper relationships with the fairer sex.

… Onward. This report, the #1, is public. I’ve decided to gather together my data and publish every Monday morning Thailand time, which is Sunday evening USA. All subsequent reports will be exclusive to members, in order to deny the information to those who are not. There will be no grand introductions in the subsequent posts. You buy a membership or you get squat, beyond this initial report.

Why deny as a purpose, rather than strive to include?

#1, the world is fucked in part because everyone is falling all over themselves to INCLUDE!!! which means nothing more than sacrificing sound standards in every single area that matters. It’s destruction of standards, values, ideals, and excellence; plain and simple. I want to be explicit about that.

Also, because I want to deny anyone who prefers buying easy-riches e-books from scumbag marketers who are either lying, or happened upon blind luck, which does happen. Lightening strikes sometimes, and now and then, someone makes millions by simply chancing on something at a right time, at a right place.

Why are they selling an easy-way-to-millions e-book about it for 99 bucks?

Because it doesn’t work anymore, duh!

There are a lot of ways to describe a man, but the best and most essential characteristic is that he chooses the hard stuff.

“We choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because they are easy, but because they are hard.”

John f. Kennedy, 1962

So, on the one hand, you’ve got the given…that’s the pussy-boys who’ll buy easy-way e-book after easy-way e-book to line their digital shelves. They pay to get their fix of being told that there are easy ways to millions. These are your schmoozers, bribers, networkers, corner-cutting lazy-asses who’ll pay to be lied to…or work their “connections” to call in favors to get at the unearned and then fake being someone of consequence in this life.

Then you have your mommy’s basement dwelling, bed-wetting, soiled-sheets wankers who sit around munching their pizzas and sipping their cokes, while telling Elon Musk how to run Twitter and his other billion-dollar businesses.

Neither of the above are even remotely candidates for either this email list, or my membership, or any of the content I produce.

My prime candidates are those who want it hard, knowing that picking the hard thing separates and distinguishes them from the mass vermin-infestation that is so-called manhood on planet earth, 2023.

And also, so that they can deny whatever they glean going hard-stuff to all those same, who’re looking for the easy.

So there’s a choice.

Persist in seeking the fabled and fictitious Holy Grail of easy riches, the secret sauce, the hidden clues in the deluded belief you can sit on a beach somewhere while the app on your iPhone turns buttons from red to green and in pushing the green ones—something any child could do—money flows into your bank account to the tune of big bucks!

Or, you pick the hard thing because it’s hard and that makes you rare and exclusive and distinctive and elite right out of the gates. Nose to grindstone, toughing it out, only facts matter, dispensing of hopes and dreams of the easy life—a daily struggle because of the weakness of the flesh.

You want easy? Drop the booze, the drugs, the porn, the vicarious-life sports, the mindless brain-squelching socializing. What’s the secret to making that easy?

It’s embracing the hard stuff.

Because you can’t do both. You haven’t the time, and all of that is in your way.

You know what else becomes easy? Eating good food—quality protein and lots of it; dump the junk. Also, getting sun on bare skin, walking and swimming, and hitting the gym. That becomes easy and a break.

Once you go full hard stuff. Are you ready?

Report #1

This is the initial baseline. I establish the numbers where we are now, with changes over the past week, roughly.

Email ListNumberChangeNotes
Contacts4850+28New email list subscribers
Complaints2-2
Hard Bounces3-3
Unsubscribes13-13+10 Net increase for the week
Memberships
Members197
New2+2
Cancel1-1+1 Net increase for the week

This will be refined and added to with financials over time, as I roll things out according to the following rough-draft marketing discussions I’ve had with three consultants, all of whom are members of this site (not pussy boys, and they all know how to do the hard stuff, no hopes, dreams, and illusions. Just the facts). Take note of how different this is from the typical easy-way-to-millions e-book.

Consultant Input #1

Ultimately, what you’re looking for is the intersection between what topics will generate a growing list and lead to conversion – and where your interests lie.

The most efficient way to to uncover that is by testing.

A series of lead gen. tests, a series of conversion tests.

Two questions – which channel to run these tests on (given most digital channels are so restrictive on content and the real Richard), and how to execute the tests.

BTW, I’ve been using the Thrive Suite for 10+ years, and WPEngine as a web host.

If I was tasked with this and the project wasn’t the real Richard – I’d start with FB and run ideation tests – where I’d run potentially hundreds of ads – each ad being a HEADLINE only (and all having the same generic image) – each only getting 4k impressions …

Run as a brand awareness campaign, and I’d judge winners vs. losers by the CPC on each ad, and the branded estimated action rate. This would cost only a few hundred dollars, and give data on what people REALLY engage with (versus what they say they engage with.)

The winners would then get retested to narrow the list down some more.

The final best performers, I’d then run some lead gen. tests with (create a lead magnet and short landing page.)

And finally, say 2 lead gen. efforts worked the best – I’d then run conversion tests to the leads coming from those lead gen. campaigns.

All to find the intersection between what topics efficiently generate a list and result in conversions and $$$, and where your interests lie.

Of course, the real Richard cannot be properly tested on FB – because too many of the topics would be deemed outside their terms of service.

So, how far can you push the envelope on Twitter?

Assuming far enough – then you’d have to devise a way to first run an ideation test on Twitter, and how to judge the winners / losers.

Then, take the winners (if too many, run more tests) – and create a few quick lead magnets, and test which topics can actually get emails on a list at a reasonable CPL.

Finally, run campaigns so that once somebody hits your list they are immediately hit up for some low-cost conversion offer.

And create an email series to drive them to this conversion offer over say 7 days.

Yes, this involves copywriting – but good honest copy is simply offering something of genuine value in a way that overcomes most of the roadblocks in somebody’s head that stops them from buying immediately.

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What are some short-cuts to executing this?

I don’t do anything on Twitter, so I can comment on the ideation test.

But the landing page copy and email series copy – using GPT-4 can really speed up the process.

Here’s a MASSSIVE short-cut – see the attached. A series of prompts to be run in one GPT-4 session – the answer to each prompt is references by the next prompt, and the data becomes deeper and richer.

By the time you’re actually asking GPT-4 to create a copy draft for you, it will be incredibly relevant, engaging, and persuasive.

Yes, this series of prompts are for creating an email series only.

However, with modifications at Step 5 – it can be used to also write landing page and other copy.

For example, I’ve created a modified prompt where it will CLONE other good copy.

Say I find a landing page for a product or service I know has traction with the market, doesn’t have to be in the same vertical as what I’m working on.

With this prompt, I feed my modified prompt AND THE TEXT FROM THE PAGE I’M CLONING, and GPT-4 will create copy for my product / service. It will copy the structure and persuasion elements from the original copy, but write new copy for my project based on the research prompts I’ve been running.

This is the best shortcut for copywriters / non-copywriters alike to get new copy to test in the shortest period of time.

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So, I haven’t given you any “thoughts or conclusions” on what you should actually do next, except offering a process to have the market TELL YOU DIRECTLY what they’re willing to pay you for – on topics you like to be covering.

Consultant Input #2

Ok, I think I can get you on the right track fairly quickly.

First, you are one of the smartest people I have ever worked with…and over the upcoming emails I am going to send you, we need to explore that and how it affects your approach to revenue generation and ongoing growth in subscriptions.

Among many things, you are an “information Provider”. As such, one must use all the proven techniques for a direct response. In the coming days, I am going to ask you to define yourself. The question is: Who are you today? What do you want to be today. I want to make sure that I understand the above quote. Be assured that what we discuss it confidential and private. You have a special talent.

You see things in patterns. So do I. I have always treated this ability as a gift. I noticed this first many years ago when you mentioned the Cop Beatings nationally were growing. You were years ahead of the public and the press. There are many examples of this that I noticed very early when you started writing. We are going to incorporate this skill in to membership generation.

Among many other things, you are also an ARTIST! I will be suggesting some things that may interfere with your artistic license and integrity. I am hoping you will be comfortable with my doing so…not that there is any requirement to implement any of my advice or suggestions.

So this is going to take a lot thought and planning. I have tracked your writing, copywriting and content for a very long time. I have 50 years of experience and expertise in copywriting and direct mail. I automatically critique everything in print and present-day electronic advertising.

  1. I need you to start an analysis. Going back into the past will tell us how to build the future. Go back for 24 months and create a spreadsheet and analysis chart for the following:
  2. Chart membership by numbers for each month. Chart the price paid as an average (simple math). Chart cancellation by numbers by each month. Include refunds. Make these into simple visuals as you are great at doing this.
  3. I need you to note the date when you dropped the people who did not subscribe and what those numbers were….we will be ‘mining’ those people after changes are made and also including the cancellations.
  4. Don’t solicit anymore memberships temporarily if you post this week and next. I have been cringing every time I get to the bottom of your post and read the copy. Ugh. It sounds desperate. Needy. It’s all wrong and I can fix this….I will explain later. I know why it doesn’t work and I have known for a very long time.
  5. We will need lists of present members, past members that cancelled and nonsubscriber list that never took you up on your offers. I assume you already have that.
  6. I need to know the history of your subscription pricing, so we can analyze pricing data and find out how that impacted the response. I suspect there was a big problem there.

Let’s start with this. I will be working on other item in the interim.

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I did notice your changes in content the last several months.

Once you have audited the information from the spreadsheet and charts, you should list out all of the various subject matter posted as content. Look for an anomaly, i.e, did some particular content cause the subscription base to start cancelling and blocking new subscriptions. Why and when did it go south? Was there new content that disturbed them? Made people uncomfortable enough to unsubscribe? List all content subjects and count the number of times you individually posted information.

Kind of a related example but not exactly the same as paragraph above:

I think you will run into major problems continuing with the AI posts as written. Why? You are light years ahead of your readership. You are knowledgeable, savvy, intellectual and brilliant. The problem I think you will face is this:

You are teaching and educating at a Post PHd level. Even at a 5th grade level, there will be blank stares because most people have only heard of AI but are really ignorant and naive.

They have not paid the price that you did to educate yourself on a technology that is going to change the world. You should write at a first grade level and refine it for a long time in the future post. Teaching an initial AI course will fascinate the readers and could possibly build membership and brand loyalty. I love your enthusiasm and excitement when you write about AI. It’s so motivating. Your excitement is contagious and will seep through to your readers.

Additionally, as you write about AI and develop a sophisticated course, you will now have a very valuable “premium” to be included in your new membership package. “Understanding AI in Simple Terms” is yours absolutely free with your MEMBERSHIP ENROLLMENT”.

We will be talking a lot more about devices such as premiums to get excited about getting something so important for them that makes them click instantly. People like it easy. People like it simple and ready right now. People are lazy. I hope that you get this brief description. More to come…the hard copy stuff for enrollments for you to review and consider.

Consultant Input #3 (SEO Focus)

… Not sure, I don’t think he would take you as a client though, but perhaps he works with a firm that would, but he tends to be big biz stuff, insurance, supplements, surgery etc etc with 4 and 5 figure monthly budgets.

I think for you the SEO you need is whats called on-page, making sure your website is doing all the right stuff technically and content wise on the site, and then social media drives the traffic and signups. Most SEO contracts are initial onpage to make sure everything is good, then its all offpage which is linkbuilding and outreach, but that is typically done with very targeted keywords in mind, Buy X, Lanscaper in X city, etc

I can’t really think of any keywords you would want to rank for to bring in new paid members, since you’re so general.

So what on-page would do is look at your stats and say OK well this article on Keto is bringing in lots of traffic, lets optimize it to bring in even more, ditto for Digital Nomad X etc.

But I think for your model, it’s all about Twitter, build the followers, connect with other big accounts, reshare each others stuff, and build audiences that way.

Instagram may work also.

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I like all the changes you’ve made, certainly worth experimenting with.

Do you know of anyone who occupies a space/niche/vibe that you are shooting for? Usually no need to reinvent the wheel and more so look at what is working for other people, but this is a challenge for you because it’s a more general thing, not like you’re still trying to be paleo influencer guy. That said, no shortage of people who have a large audience based off their personality and take on things; but in general their takes are on a small range of things, politics etc. But they can give you ideas on for example what hook to incentivize for the email optin on the website, how to get them back returning visitors, etc.

As I mentioned, some of my favorite writings of yours were the Facebook rants many years back, short and on the events of the day. I think maybe when you were alone in the lodge, I’m guessing drinking quite heavily lol. Have you thought about the idea that without the drinking and intoxicated rants that something of the fabric of FTA has gone missing haha. Of course I’m not suggesting starting drinking again, AND I am looking for something wrong, in that I am a paying member and enjoy your content so would not suspect anything is wrong without you bringing it up, so I am looking for things rather than them coming to me, if that makes sense. That is something that comes to mind, pretty big change to go from fairly heavy drinking to sober, especially when from a “free the animal” perspective you are much more congruent with that ideal now than cooped up alone in a lodge in the mountains (when the website was doing better / more traffic / more commissions, or not so and the issue is now you’re trying to monetize more?).

I will endeavour to get off my busy but very lazy ass and get on a call already, but I think overall the play is your “conversion” rate of eyeballs to paying members is always going to be very low for your type of content/niche, just don’t appeal to most people (good thing), so it’s all about driving the quantity of eyeballs with social media, mostly Twitter. Also you’ve moved away from the Thai expat angle, but I think from a visual medium like Instagram that is a good angle to pursue, showing daily life for a free self owned retiree-yet-still-working in Thailand and fucking beautiful young girls whilst being healthy, active, eating well, and looking great for your age, and living very high in the value to money spent eqaution, I feel like there has got to be a big audience there.

There’s a lot more, but I’m saving that for when I develop all the foregoing into a polished marketing plan that will get trashed, as it’s executed…as they all do, because you have to start somewhere and that’s never where you eventually end up.

Ending up is what it’s all about and that’s hard…takes lots of time, effort, and money poured in, because almost nobody knows that they need what you’re offering, nobody wants to pay a dime ever, and when they do, they prefer to pay for flashy bullshit, lies, easy-ways, and just-imagine-yourself illusions.

But I put the foregoing all messy and dirty, as is, and raw, because I want you to examine it carefully and see where the direct-response marketing guys with a combined 100-years experience ever suggested anything about how it’s going to be easy or automatic.

Right, huh…?

Then why are you still looking for easy, rather than seeking out the hard stuff everybody else has passed on?

I’ll be back.

You may not know it, but if you’ve read through this, you’ve already been handed an immense value for absolutely free, and no obligation.

The more stuff to follow in subsequent weekly reports, all the nuts and bolts as this get executed, is going to cost a membership.

Do what you like.


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