What The Eeeef Am I Doing in Pattaya?
A Gut Splitting Update
This is short because it’s already in the can.
The theme is that I finally played one right with a “kryptonite girl.” What’s that? It’s that one-in-a-million who comes along and takes away all your powers. The more you fight, the weaker you become. You can’t tame it.
Perhaps it’s like the martial arts where, it’s believed that you can use its own momentous energy to divert and lessen its blows against you.
Or something.
… If I don’t suck, then why not give me a nod, salute, or atta boy and grab a membership? You’ll feel really good about it if you do.
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WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY TO ADVANCE THE LIVES OF THOSE PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE THAT YOU CARE ABOUT? adding that to my daily ‘reminders’…also new longer hair suits you. :)
“also new longer hair suits you.”
I’m getting this a lot. Even 18-year-olds….
And just a reminder. If you’re in your 60s and are having sex with a late teen or early 20-sumthin, the quickest way to make them pop is whisper a question in their ear as you’re bearing down.
“How old is your grandfather?”
It literally works every time.
They’re so depraved….