I Have Good Jeans and So Does My Girlfriend
If you don’t get it, I can’t help you.
That’s a pic of my Thai girlfriend, Far’s, denim cutoffs she wore yesterday—on the sofa this morning. I have no idea why they were just lying there on the sofa this morning. Honest.
If you really don’t know, the left went apeshit (again…mostly ugly, fat, unfuckable females) over American Eagle’s ad campaign with the luscious and totally fuckable Sidney Sweeney sporting denim, with the caption, “Good Jenes.”
The Left busts a gut, not realizing the Right loves it when they do that. So entertaining.
Two funny things.
First, to give you a clue how everyone got it. Tiffany Fong. Luscious and my perfect wheelhouse of fuckability. (This vid was taken down by TikTok for “hateful behavior,” which proves its greatness.)
Next, this gave me convulsive belly laughs this morning. It’s so fucking good.
It’s a harken back to some very stupid shit Jimmy Carter did 45 years ago that ushered in low-iq, inferior jeans into all federal service.
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