Here, Secure This

Now listen up.

I don’t give fuck-all about your “security concerns,” got it? Most particularly, I could give a shit that you’re concerned for my security. If I want a goddamned 3-character password, or no fucking password, and I’m paying you to provide me a service, then just give me a damned release to sign, or whatever makes you happy, and let me worry about my own security.

Failing all that, could not all you security Nazis, at minimum, get together and determine some international standard or something for the form of user names and passwords? Then, at least if we have to abide by your ridiculous 8-character minimum, no doubles, alpha-numeric-upper-lower-case jumble password requirements, we could at least have the same password everywhere.

I’ve just about had it.


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