“Kip Hawley is an Idiot”

Seems like a plan to me, although you ought to understand the risk you may be taking. Harbor no illusions — especially if you’re a male — and even moreso if you’re Black or Hispanic. Remember, you’re dealing with the sorts of people who seek out employment where they get to bark orders and push regular people around while carrying a gun. I dunno; perhaps it gives them bulges in their pants, or moisture in their panties.

Nonetheless, if they take a dislike to you, they might suddenly "believe" that they saw a gun, or even a bomb, y’know, for even bigger bulges and gushing moisture.

I think a better, safer policy is to patiently wait until you encounter a TSA-goon in a non-airport situation, where they’re not armed, and then look at them as though you just stepped in a fresh, steaming pile of dogshit.


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  1. John T. Kennedy on October 3, 2006 at 22:48

    Kip Condor is a Lazybones!

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