Just got another one from my brother down in Houston. This time, it’s a special-education student. Twelve years old. There seems to be some dispute as to whether she wet her pants at school on purpose, or because she was afraid of the principal.
Naturally, in such a circumstance, you do the only thing you can do. You call the police, who then charge her with disorderly conduct.
I’m so fucking proud to be an American.