Funny Carter

May 19, 2007|Richard Nikoley||

Glancing through the news, I see this.

Former President Carter says President Bush’s administration is "the worst in history"…

I was immediately reminded of a joke that goes something like this:

A husband and wife who’d been married for many years had just completed a session in bed, when the wife, who just can’t take it anymore, says out loud: "You know, I’ve just got to tell you. You’re the world’s worst lover."

The husband pauses and reflects a moment. "Nah; that’d be just too much of a coincidence."

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Richard Nikoley

I started writing Free The Animal in late 2003 as just a little thing to try. 20 years later, turns out I've written over 5,000 posts. I blog what I wish...from diet, health, lifestyle...to philosophy, politics, social antagonism, adventure travel, expat living, location and time independent—while you sleep— income by geoarbitrage, and food pics. I intended to travel the world "homeless," but the Covidiocy Panicdemic squashed that. I became an American expat living in Thailand. I celebrate the audacity and hubris to live by your own exclusive authority and take your own chances. ... I leave the toilet seat up. Read More

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  1. James Shott on May 21, 2007 at 05:32

    Very nice!

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