Barack: Call Art*, Criag**, or Keith*** ASAP; Time is of the Essence; 1/20 Draws Near
Totally (Trust me: WAY totally) apart from politics, this may be the leanest & buffed President ever.
Not bad at all, with a bit of "guns" on — uh, oh. Certainly a lower BF% than I'm currently sporting, but I could take you in an arm wrestle (or leg or bench press), any day. The reportage claims you do cardio and weights 45 minutes ever day.
Too much. And dump the cardio, sir. Walk, instead (do it with your staff, until they're panting and need a nap for the rest of the day). And bump up the intensity of the weights, Mister President. I take it back. …On second thought, perhaps it would be better if you spend about 18 hours in the gym every day… And don't forget: sleep is very important…
(That should not be construed as supportive of anything but leaving me the eff alone — R, D, or any other political, opportunist organism.)
* De Vany
** Ballantine
*** Norris
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I think eighteen hours per day in the gym is a fine idea. Anything to keep us from the Raw Deal AKA New, New Deal.
I've been reading your blog for a few weeks now and am inspired! I'll keep you posted over the next few months with my progress.
Regards,
William
That's great William. Let us know, and if you need questions answered feel free to email or drop a comment.
Hey, I'm the expert at juggling fitness with a 55+ hour a week grind. That includes preparing most (or at least part) of my own meals — which the chef would take care of in Mr. Obama's case. I could have him buffed up in no time flat. And still have plenty of time to help out Oprah 😉