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Eat Like a Caveman! 10 Celebrities Touting the Paleo Diet

Personally, I don’t do shit until Jack Nicholson is in…. But that’s just me. Let me know if Anthony Hopkins jumps on board, though. I might consider giving it a try.


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2 Comments

  1. Steve A on August 26, 2013 at 19:42

    Maybe a celebrity will get caught snorting or freebasing potato starch. Then we’d have a real story there…..



  2. Paul C on August 27, 2013 at 06:55

    Jack Osbourne: “I juice a lot, I try and stick to a Paleo Diet.”

    Sounds like you’ve got that dialed in buddy!

    Jessica Biel: “just leans you down and slims you up and takes that little layer of fat, skin, water-weight right off your body.”

    Skin reduction is news to me. I can’t wait to have sexy raw exposed muscle.