The Ruler’s State of the Union Address in Two Pictures

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It’s 2000-Fucking-Fourteen. Get your pathetic asses out of the nest, fly by your own command, and go get your own food.

Otherwise, I shall laugh at you and taunt you for a second time.


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7 Comments

  1. James H. on January 29, 2014 at 12:35

    Perfect.



  2. TJ the Grouch on January 29, 2014 at 13:11

    Right on the money!



  3. Andy on January 29, 2014 at 18:14

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberries! Ahh Monty python.



  4. John Myers on January 30, 2014 at 11:20

    I don’t think anything will change until we get the money out of politics, and we clean up the diet. The second thing won’t change until we firewall the government from corporations.



  5. elena on January 30, 2014 at 15:21

    Richard, dear..
    It is an anarchist united states all over. no need to kick a dying beast.
    there are no rules in the glorious US, or worst, the rules applies only to ones who will consider them..
    you are definetly ruled by strict minority, and its getting tighter, what exactly are you kicking against?
    your “philosophy” is nursing song for the toddlers of the far right, i wonder how a man of unquestioned
    raving minds you will go so low. keep the nutrition/life talk flowing, spare the rest.
    regards



    • Contemplationist on January 31, 2014 at 08:35

      Yep getting heads busted for ‘disrespecting’ cops, snooped in by NSA, raided for consuming/selling raw milk, 5 year olds arrested for drawing guns on paper, SWAT raided over a non-violation export commodity regulation. It’s rainin’ anarchy here in the ole’ USA.

      For those who wish to find out what real ‘freedom’ was for children just 50 years ago, you can try this
      fredoneverything.net/AthensChildhood.shtml

      We can leave delusional hags like elena to their own ranting.