Cue midget in white suit, John Kerry similarly outfitted, presiding, to usher in your nightmares and lessons.
The Iowa deal is rather hilarious. Bunch of cauc-us-es. What if they made iPhones instead of grew corn in order to get your money in order to make your car perform worse, and create higher corn prices for folks who subside on it? Never mind. The planet is as stake. Who cares about [politically irrelevant] people?
So let’s just usher in the season where I fucking laf regularly at how shamelessly pathetic you “voters,” are, all pumped up and proudly wearing lapel stickers to proclaim flamboyantly that you got your 1 in 300 millionth say in your own affairs.
This is timeless, at least in the immediate past, present, and future.