To All You People Who Upload Video to Facebook But Not YouTube

I will never, ever share it. Ever. When I want to share, I check thoroughly. If not on YouTube, no share. Ever. No exceptions,  you lazy asses.

If it’s not on YouTube, it’s not a video, but a forgettable post in hours or a day, and it’s silly to think that a hybrid platform for lazy morons—for people too tired to read blogs, literature, or not-fed-news…and think for themselves—can eclipse a platform that prides itself on getting millions of views accumulating over years.

You stupid fucking fools.

But what could I expect, from all the fucktards surrounding me, who never bother to think about a single critical distinction in their lives?


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Free The Animal is an eclectic writing project about everything since November 2003. 23 years, 5,500 posts, 5 million words.

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2 Comments

  1. Jeremy on February 9, 2017 at 17:16

    Your hillaryious! Ah shit i mispelled that.. Oh well. I still like your blog. Interesting indeed. I would like to try those smoothies you were sharing with the vital reds and primal plants. Let us know how that works out.



  2. Gary on February 10, 2017 at 03:10

    Could you be a little less ambiguous? :-)