When SNL Mocks How Fucking Stupid They Are

March 13, 2017|Richard Nikoley||

“Did you afford me a choice when you cut off my balls?” and “you masturbate when you’re bored.” Wait for both.

The only thing that could possibly make this skit better is if Alec Baldwin played the role of the dog.

I have beat drums for months and months to signal that every leftist, every Democrat you know, is an abject moron, and it’s why they are leftists and Democrats.

There are no exceptions. Zero.

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Richard Nikoley

I started writing Free The Animal in late 2003 as just a little thing to try. 20 years later, turns out I've written over 5,000 posts. I blog what I wish...from diet, health, lifestyle...to philosophy, politics, social antagonism, adventure travel, expat living, location and time independent—while you sleep— income by geoarbitrage, and food pics. I intended to travel the world "homeless," but the Covidiocy Panicdemic squashed that. I became an American expat living in Thailand. I celebrate the audacity and hubris to live by your own exclusive authority and take your own chances. ... I leave the toilet seat up. Read More

4 Comments

  1. Paul on March 15, 2017 at 04:31

    Leftist-o-phobic.

  2. thhq on March 15, 2017 at 12:30

    Nice hat. And it’s OK for a progressive to carry a handgun in a sanctuary city.

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