Keto [Tard] Diet Update #1

For the low price of only $5,997 you too can Get Into Ketosis for 180 days! I’m not making that up and I’ll get to it later. This is an assemblage of stuff that’s come to me, that I’ve posted about on my Ketotard Chronicles Facebook Group, or I’ve thought about recently. Let’s begin with…

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Quick Mushroom Risotto In The Instant Pot

I actually had no intention of writing a post about making mushroom risotto in the Instant Pot. But, you see, my wife, Beatrice, and I have been having a good time using the LoseIt app with our Fitbits integrated (big, detailed post about all of that in draft) and part of doing that is logging…

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Low Calorie Grilled Chicken Piccata

A favorite of many is a piccata dish, both the chicken and veal versions. The problem is, they are loaded with calories and many of those calories are hidden fat calories. Generally, one dredges the chicken in flour, sauteés it in plenty of olive oil, then it’s transferred to the piccata sauce, which consists of a…

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Chicken Crust Margherita Pizza — Ketogenic or Not?

If you haven’t yet heard of the so-called Ketogenic Chicken Pizza Crust, you’ve been asleep. It’s all the rage. Is it good? Yes, and far better than any of the other alternatives I’ve tried. I’ll get to that. But let’s digress for a minute. Is it “ketogenic?” Fuck that. You know, this shit used to be…

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The Gourmet Chili Steak Burger

For the low price of only $5,997 you too can Get Into Ketosis for 180 days! I’m not making that up and I’ll get to it later. This is an assemblage of stuff that’s come to me, that I’ve posted about on my Ketotard Chronicles Facebook Group, or I’ve thought about recently. Let’s begin with…

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