I recall last spring when the typical seasonality of the virus naturally attenuated and principalities around the world started easing their various commie, totalitarian measures...and how those who love everything commie and lockdown measures—never good enough—pronounced dire warnings: JUST WAIT 2 WEEKS!!! —a pathetically veiled hope and prayer that a lot of people die so they're right in a comment thread on the internet and get to say I TOLD YOU SO!!! ...People this lowly lay awake at night fantasizing about getting to bolster their meaningless life for likes because people died and they're miserable—in spite of getting paid to sit at home and wank off to porn at their leisure. It's likely that anyone of those writing those sorts of comment posts was a relative of yours—parent, sibling...maybe a close friend who's getting paid by a high-tech company that "fact checks."

Once again, the Internet was awash with PAID stay-at-home-wankers proclaiming JUST WAIT TWO WEEKS!!! in-between their jerk-off sessions to porn in their incognito tab, always open. I reiterate: maybe your mother, on a retirement pension, who embraces the fear that a Covid Great Reset means her pension has dried up.

Reset for thee, not for me!