“You’ll pee off the patio.” Yes, I will.

Many have laughed already, so I have a duty to let you laugh too. X or YouTube. Your choice.

In other news, did you know that if you’re an American and come to Asia…meet a woman and legally marry her, it will take you 2 years of State Department hoops to get a visa to bring her back to America?

Trump & Co. have a lot of work to do. America has been fucked beyond all recognition for decades. It will take a long time to right the ship.


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2 Comments

  1. Thomas Mann on August 9, 2026 at 06:18

    Love the outside urinal. Just curious, what are the winter lows where you live in Thailand? I know above freezing, but similar to south Florida?

    • Richard Nikoley on August 9, 2026 at 12:53

      Winter lows are mild. The days are mostly sunny and warm, like mid-70s perfect. Nights can drop down into the low 60s, but not every night. No rain for months.

      Here’s a quick update on the pisser.

      x.com/rnikoley/status/2086328716146450780?s=20

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