Mega Rural Thailand Update

Well, this post has been a while in coming. I guess it’s been close to a week now since I pulled up stakes from Pattaya, Thailand, and moved out into rural Thailand once again. But this time it’s very different from when I did rural in the COVID clusterfuck of 2020. Very, very different. I’ll…

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Thailand Homestead Update

So that’s my immediate future, and with any luck and goodwill, for years to come. Life is very happy now. If not singularly focused, it’s pretty narrow. The red circle is the homestead. The yellow circle is the village with the fresh markets (huge). The green circle is where virtually all of Far’s family live.…

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More Good and Fun Stuff and Electrolyte Crash Update

Believe it or not, that’s actually Thai beef—a ribeye for about 5 bucks. 330 grams. Plenty substantial. Some might think I overcooked it, but I like ribeye more medium, fat melted. I see no virtue in unmelted marbling. I also finish it in a pat of butter for even more fat juice. So this is…

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All the Good and Fun Stuff

Greetings From Northeast Rural Thailand Hey there, greetings from Northeast rural Thailand, and I’m coming to you with something that’s just all to the good. My last post was a real downer about a health crisis—which you can read if you haven’t already—and I’m gonna save anything more on that for a subsequent update that…

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My Perils Into Extreme Low Electrolytes and Sleep Deprivation

I’m dictating this shit because my fingers are still too uncoordinated to type it out properly—some residual motor control bullshit from the ordeal. But I need to get this story out now; it’s been brewing for three days, and it’s one hell of a strange confluence of events. Right now, I’m up in Mukdahan province…

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The Story. What’s Up

Nope. Not dead. Gonna happen some day. Not yet. My 88-year-old dad finally called me a week or so ago to check up on me. Do you get the humor in that? The 88-year-old dad calls his 65-year-old son to check up. So, here’s the story: I gradually got bored out of my skull with…

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It’s Far Out

If you’re old enough, remember that hippie saying from the 60s? “Far out.” … Turns out my gal whose given first name is “Amporn,” goes by the nickname of Far (pronounced ‘fah’). Nearly all Thais go by nicknames. Na, Nat, Tum, A, Num, Pon, and the list goes on…and that’s only the gals. My fav…

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2 Stories of 2 Waters

So, my blogging habits have been chugging along now for damn near 25 years—started in 2003, so call it 24 if you want to be a pedant about it. But my problem in these last few years has been this nagging sense of a paradigm shift. What I mean is, shit just ain’t the same…

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Highlights From My Road Trip

Blogging Has Turned for Me Blogging has turned for me from something that was once a core part of my life—and this is rather serious and important to me, because I’ve been doing it for now 22 or 23 years, and I was very productive at it for a long time. I mean, I maintained…...

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Knock Knock Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door

A sad day yesterday. Far and I spent the early morning freezing our asses off in northern Thailand with a northern wind from all the bad places up north. Fuck the north. The wind eased up. In between hauling armloads of pruned branch debris from trees, I sought refuge on the tailgate of my pickup…

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Australian Man Punches Me Last Night

I’ll get to that story at the end. OK, so here’s what went down. A few weeks back, I snagged myself a diesel pickup truck, and then I figured, why the hell not? I loaded up with my Thai girlfriend, one of her sons, and his pregnant girlfriend, and we hit the road for a…

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Overdue Update on Nikoley

Everything I can think of I’ve been absent without leave—AWOL, if you will—and it’s high time I let you in on what’s been going on. The truth is, it’s all good news, really. It’s not that blogging itself is bad news; it’s just that I’ve been deliberately distancing myself from all the relentless bad news…

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Paper Shuffle Chase

The Endless Bureaucratic Bullshit: Papers, Stamps, and Signatures Everywhere You Turn Humans have this sick obsession with papers and forms and stamps and signatures, and it seems to be never-ending. It’s everywhere—fucking everywhere around the world, at least in the Western world, and I live in Asia now where it’s even more pronounced, like a…...

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Sizzler

As I continue to recover from my respiratory infection (whatever it was), now off OTCs entirely, I thought I would do a fun post about steaks. I credit my mom and dad for the introduction, sometime in the latter 1970s in Reno, Nevada. The Sizzler brand of steakhouse showed up, I believe, sometime in the…

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Three Short Stories From My Thailand Life

OK, good afternoon, folks. I say good afternoon because it is afternoon here in Thailand—Pattaya, Thailand, to be exact—and it’s probably very late at night all across the United States. But hey, it’s afternoon for me, and that’s what counts. Anyway, I’m going to do three short stories today. The first one is about chicken…

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A Delightful Thai Family Dining Story

A couple of days ago, on Saturday, I was chatting with my Thai girlfriend, Far, about her son, Timmy, who’s 14 and a total character. He’s half-English, half-Thai, the product of a fleeting romance about 20 years ago in her village up in Mukdahan province. Some English guy in the clothing import-export business was visiting…

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Thailand Visa Woes and Fantastic Girl

I’ve got two items to put out today on this fine Sunday—unrelated in some ways, but loosely connected if you squint. The first is about this past week, which marked my sixth time on the so-called retirement visa here in Thailand. My first one was back in 2020, so that’s the initial year plus four…...

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Diffusing two physical altercations in Pattaya Thailand

I started writing this up this morning, and then I decided to make a video instead. The physical altercations were directed at me, one from a little Thai guy, then another from a little American guy who got enraged when I said, “I LOVE Trump.” It’s interesting to me how calm one can become when…

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Massaman Beef Pub Style

Get a load of this. That’s all for now. A guy from the pool just dumped a couple million bucks in my bank account, so I have designs on stuff and things going forward. As of yesterday, my life has been completely transformed. Be nice to the right people. It can pay off.

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