So You Think You Have Morals

You think you have morals. No, you probably don’t. You only have teachings and indoctrination from your authorities and have never thought it through. American males are mostly pussies who try not to put themselves in harm’s way. I put myself in the target of harm’s way all the time. That Thai gal in the…

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BEEFY CALVES THAT CHICKS LOVE (and marriage and adoption)

As I posted in my last article, I’m changing things up. From here on out, unless I have something particularly big to say, every post is going to follow a general format: something like three to five sections covering different stuff I want to talk about. And I mean anything—could be about food, it could…...

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A Personal Story Update: Pattaya, Thailand

It’s good, or at least forward moving (not bad). I’m 64, so mortality looms larger by the year. … I don’t think you contemplate mortality very much in your youth, and that mindset lingers on for decades—thank God it does. You shouldn’t be fixated on that shit when you’re young, because accidents do happen, and…

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A Good Day in Thailand

I’ve encapsulated it in a short video for entertainment and amusement. There’s that. And I’ll leave it at that, for now. (Something’s going on with AI. Investigating. Post for members soon.)

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A Quick International Trip and Reflections on the State of the World

Yeah, okay, I’ve been remiss and downright derelict in tending to my membership for this blog lately, and I do have an excuse. About ten days ago, I got this phone call. Normally, I ignore anything not in my contacts list, but modern phones are smart enough to flag the origin, and this one was…...

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How Thailand Has Kept Democrats at Bay for Over 90 Years

Fuck yeah, Thailand. The Land of the Free. Let that sink in for a second. While the U.S. struts around waving its star-spangled ego, claiming to be the freest place on Earth, Thailand’s been quietly flipping the bird at that narrative since 1932. Prathet Thai—literally “land of the free”—earned its name by dodging colonial bullshit…

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What Do You Really Care About?

Someone posed this question to me on the X platform. I tend to post quite a bit, but as a proportion of the stuff that scrolls on by, perhaps less than 1% is some reaction or comment from me. Same Facebook. But I’ve also been quite reflective about all of it lately. … You ever…

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I CLAWED MY WAY BACK

A brief missive about what’s going on with me. Watch the video. And I’ll be back in force in a week or so. Hope you’re all doing well and revelling in the veritable revolution. … I’ll toss you a bone. For many years, I’ve stolen this from another guy and have used it: “I’m not…

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Tariffs, Trump, and the Art of Not Being a Fucktard

It should be too stupid to comment on … A little admin message, first. I have forever done away with monthly membership. For those of you on them, existing monthly memberships are good for as long as you want to keep them, but Quarterly or Annual is much better for price, and you only get…...

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I Wanna Party Like Charlie Sheen

Hahahaha As I get older, I find myself increasingly amused by the younger generations who just don’t quite grasp the way I choose to live my life. Most of these critics are significantly younger than I am—sometimes by decades—and they have this knack for virtue signaling. They look at me and question, “How can you…

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Life Altering Change

It’s the stuff that adds up The Royal Cliff Beach Hotel in the headline photo (est. 1974), and the view is from my new condo on the 23rd floor of The Sky Residences. Keep that in mind. I’ll close the loop at the end. There’s a story. … My last post was about this move…

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Clean Up Time — Health, Environment, Alcohol

You’re never too old to lean young Back in late fall of 2023, I got an offer I simply couldn’t refuse. My lease in the condo I was renting at the time was expiring. A longtime friend of mine from Phuket, who owns a pristine one-bedroom unit in Pattaya, Thailand, reached out to see if…

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Red, White, Black, and Brown

Slowed down now speeding up For that title image, I simply asked, “I’m looking for an image that conveys the idea that ‘nobody has figured it out, yet.’ Give it a shot.” So, so, while everyone is clamoring on a daily basis for every bit of information, every little tidbit they could possibly know, and…

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Life Update. 70 Photos. To Music.

Another procrastination post Life has been throwing too much my way lately. Annoying life. So, I thought, why not give you a sneak peek into what this old, or should I say, dirty old man’s life in Pattaya, Thailand, looks like? I’ve gathered seventy photos – could’ve been more, could’ve been less, but let’s just…

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A Social Security Saga

It’ll blow your mind I hate putting up posts like this, but after what happened to me a month ago and digging into the issue, I’ve discovered it’s a shockingly common problem for any American beneficiary living outside the U.S. So, I’ve decided to share the story, hoping to prevent others from experiencing the same…

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Nikoley Update: Young Thai Chicks

I hear your cry for help Thought I’d drop a filthy little update on what I’ve been up to lately—diving balls-deep into the wild world of Thai chics. These past few weeks, I’ve been racking up conquests like a goddamn champ. Picture this: a parade of sultry vixens, none of ‘em less than 30 years…

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THAI LIFE

NOT MUCH COMMENT Long drive yesterday, then had to drop off plants, incidentals, 100+ pounds of rice (so all these lean people can get fat…it makes me LOL every day), and about 50 pounds of charcoal Far made herself, to her daughter, Pam. Backstory is that she grew up in the mountains (hills…no electricity or…

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